10.03.2010

And then I died

Posted by Adrenalynn on March 27, 2009

So up until yesterday I really thought having boys would turn out to be better and easier than having girls, you know, for me. I was foolishly thinking that we’d be grateful for having teenage boys in a few years rather than teenage girls- because, ohmigosh, I’ve been one. Hormones and periods and acne and BOYS! and drama and bad hair days and first bras and BOYS! and baad make-up and BOYS! have to be harder to deal with than facial hair and body odor. Plus, I’m the girl so my husband will do the hard stuff. And we have another ten years of easy stuff before anything really awkward kicks in. Or so I thought. Until yesterday, when my eldest son (3 years old) learned a new trick. Oh, the horror:

Spawn: (On the toilet, looking down on his uh, male parts) “Look, mom; I can make it go up and down and up and down and up and…”

Me: (Runs away screaming)

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Comments: 12 Comments to Read

Jarle said,

Big deal, so can I.

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Adrenalynn said,

But if you ever show it to me I will have to kill you.

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Keekaboo said,

Jeg har jo da en av hver – jenta blir faktisk ni i august, så vi har vært gjennom en del allerede. Som da hun stilte spørsmålet: “Hva betyr pule?” Og jeg var på jobb, og det var Sambo som måtte svare. HA HA HA HA HA!

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Adrenalynn said,

Hahahahahahaha, jeg skulle gjerne likt å være flue på veggen da!

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Thomas said,

hehehe.. ;D

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Big Man said,

Isn’t it better than him not being able to do that…?

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Adrenalynn said,

What an excellent point- now, if we can only get him to stop showing it to me, we have a deal!

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Adrenalynn said,

Ja, det kan DU si!

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xnapoleonx said,

Haha, I remember the emberassing moment when I first did that without knowing what it really was. I thought I could make it look like a tree, while watching a movie with the whole family. Gruesome.

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Adrenalynn said,

Hahaha, that’s horrible! And funny.

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Susie said,

LMAO!!!!!!!!! That was too funny!
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Adrenalynn Reply:
February 20th, 2010 at 20:01
Hi Susie; Thank you for coming by!

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