And this was the most exciting experience I’ve had in a long time

Posted by Adrenalynn on February 16, 2009

Apparently I can add one more to the list of things on my body that got messed up by pregnancy and childbirth. You know that bone in the lower, lower back? The tail bone? Yes, that one. Mine is seriously crooked. I blame Eve. Really? You didn’t realize listening to a snake probably wouldn’t be a good idea? Thanks a lot.

So the other day I went to get an x-ray of my lower, lower back. I probably shouldv’e guessed this wouldn’t be your ordinary x-ray experience when I discovered that the place was in a mall. And then I went to the bathroom and found this on the door of the stall:

How would you like to try peeing while looking through that little window? Yeah, me too. After a little while in the waiting room the x-ray guy called me through a curtain into a little hallway with three stalls, each also behind a curtain. He led me in to one of the stalls and told me to lose the jeans. Um, sure. If you could just get me a robe…? No? Ok. So you mean I’ll have to walk back into the little hallway in my panties – with nothing but a curtain separating me from the waiting room – to get to the x-ray room? Great.

You’d think I’d have seen this coming and had the sense to wear a pair of huge undies, right? Wrong. As it turns out, I was in such a hurry to get myself out the door and the kids to my in-laws in time that I forgot to take the time to check what was going on downstairs. Or, um, shave. Anywhere. Did I mention my g-string was also a little see-through? Welcome to my life.

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Comments: 10 Comments to Read

Svanhild said,

Lynn da… nå er jeg skuffet over deg… røntgen skrives da virkelig ikke med “d”!!!!
Men ellers… kanskje du skal vurdere kjole neste gang :-/

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Adrenalynn said,

Ouch! Gurimeg, det var da en skrekkelig feil!! Takk for rettelsen Jeg skal faktisk inn igjen på en CT-undersøkelse (grøss), og TRO MEG.. jeg skal planlegge antrekket godt!

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Keekaboo said,

Jeg har nesten kuttet ut G-strengen og bruker bare søte små hipstere med sløyfer og striper og alt som skal til – da kan jeg altså gå på MR når det skal være?

Keekaboos last blog post..Bonus-sko!

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Keekaboo said,

Hvilke sko passer med hipstere og hvilke sko passer med g-streng forresten?

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Adrenalynn said,

De hørtes søte ut! Du er vel ute av faresonen da…:)
Et par soveroms-stiletthæler med fjær på er liksom det jeg ser for meg passe til g-streng. Og til hipstere… sjøstøvler? Kremt…

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